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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pukicho
pukicho

When I think of myself 15 years from now, with two rando kids and a wife, and we’re eating some sub-par pasta in a fancy house and I’m like “honey this I delicious” and she says “thanks honey I love you” —- Is that really the dream? I don’t want that, I’d rather be hunting Sasquatch by myself in a dense forest than dealing with that shit.

vikingeyesore

That is not the dream! I’m divorced twice, no kids and living with my girlfriend who has two kids. It blows! I’m two weeks away from attaining my Splunk accredited Consultant certification so I can go on the road 75% of the year and make $125k+. That’s my dream.

pukicho

This guy fucks !